24 December 2007

Happy Holidays! ;-)

I'm making a list, and checking it twice. I'm gonna find out who's naughty & nice...
I tried to apply as a Santa Claus in one of those malls in the city but they wouldn't hire me. Just
because I only let cute men who've been naughty this year sit on my lap, listen to their wishes and then give them their gifts doesn't mean that I'm not qualified to be a Santa Claus!!!! Grrr! It's unfair! I spent thousands....of centavos on my Santa outfit. Boohuhu! ;-)
All I want is to spread the message of loving and giving to cute men everywhere, and afterwards I'll let them ride my sleigh and I'll take them to my home where we can have biscuits and some milking of my warm pole. Oops! I'm sorry! What I meant to say was, have biscuits & drink some warm milk in the north pole where I your friendly neighborhood Santa Claus lives. LOL! ;-) Kayo talaga ha! Nagmamadali kasi akong magtype nitong blog kaya nami-mix ko yung words...
Hahaha! Just kidding!
Happy holidays to all of us!!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can you be my personal gift this Christmas po? I promise to be naughty.
I love you TOYO!
You're my no. 1 crush pa rin po.
Hot daddy!
Sarap kurut kurutin!
Sarap kagatin! Ü

Toyo said...

mwah! ;-)

Josel said...

And hurry down the chimney tonight! haha Joyeux Noel

Anonymous said...

why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about anything that comes up!

Toyo said...

hahaha!
thanks jerick!

local store manager, i rarely "sit" on anyone's umm..."lap" because i prefer someone "sitting" on my warm, hard umm..."lap" hahaha!

Anonymous said...

now that's a "conundrum"

Oman said...

cute guy. merry christmas.

Toyo said...

Merry Christmas!!! :-)

chase / chubz said...

santa.. im naughty.. spank me.. spank me..
hehehehe

merry christmas!!

Toyo said...

get your bubble butt here right now so i can spank it!!!