18 October 2006

Fruitcake ;-)

Sabi ng mga friends ko, “Wow pare! Pumuputi ka ha!” Sabi ko, “Eh di magpapaya na rin kayo. Sikreto ng mga guwapo.” Hehehe!

While we are on the subject of fruits, I think that avocados are some of the funkiest fruits I’ve ever encountered. I feel weird eating one, not because of its taste. It tastes fine. It’s the smell of the fruit that makes me feel umm…”uncomfortable.”
Do I dare say what in my opinion the smell of avocado is like? Ok! Ok! We’re all adults here anyway. I don’t like eating avocados because they smell like umm…cum. Eww! There! I finally said it! I finally got it out of my system. Avocados smell like the milk of human kindness. Haha! I asked several people if they agreed with me and they just laughed. They said it’s not avocado but “Zonrox” that smells like man juice. Hahaha! I semi-agree with the “zonrox” thing though. Hehe! Thank you for taking the time to read my very unusual yet highly "informative" latest posting. Hoping for your kind consideration. The End.

Yes, I’m sick! I’m Toyo! ;-)

15 comments:

kyle said...

how can you say that about avocados??? paborito ko pa naman iyon. i will never look at avocados the same way again. di bale crush pa rin kita ;-)

Jerick said...

Whoa... Now that's weird.

Rey/Toyo said...

everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion, ok? basta ayoko ng smell ng avocado na yan :-)

heyjay said...

hmmm, nakalimutan ko na amoy ng avocado. makabili nga..Ü

Rey/Toyo said...

talaga naman eh. maniwala kayo sa akin, ok? hehehe!

Jerick said...

I now got your point, Rey. Avocados doesn't smell like manjuice, it tastes like cum! Hahahahaha

Rey/Toyo said...

kadiri ;-)

kevin said...

si papa toyo talaga. you're so naughty po! buti na lang papable ka. hihi!

Jerome aka Bridget Jones said...

been awhile since you last posted an entry, my friend...

update naman! :-)

Rey/Toyo said...

i'm a little busy these days. i usually do 1 or 2 postings every month. in fact i'm contemplating on whether or not to continue blogging in 2007. anyway, i'm planning to post a new video before this month ends, and probably a farewell video for december too :-)

leone said...

Carry on blogging bitch - I have - just....ha ha. I'd do avacado with you in any way shape or form.......yum yum!!

love always
Leone xx

Rey/Toyo said...

ok ok! you're scaring me leone!!! hehehe!

Jerick said...

farewell blog :(

crazyhart said...

Sana mabasa mo pa ito.
Although i wouldnt agree with you with the avocado's smell thing, the word "avocado" has a peculiar beginning. It may explain why (as you said)it smells like man-juice.

Originally the Aztecs called this fruit ahucatl after their word for testicle. This is may be partly due to the fruit's resemblance to a testicle, but also because it was supposedly believed to be an aphrodisiac. To the Spaniards ahucatl sounded like avocado (=advocate, Spanish), and so the fruit came to Europe, via Spain, under that name.

LionelAndrei said...

Interesting. I'm glad you did not discontinue blogging.