A few weeks ago I asked a friend of mine to find me a copy of the movie Brokeback Mountain but what he gave me was a porno flick Bareback Mountain instead....which was MUCH MORE satisfying to watch. Brokeback Mountain is a little depressing, I'm talking about the film's ending. I don't know why mainstream/legitimate gay movies I've gotten to watch (Brokeback, etc.) always seems to have sad endings. One of the lovers always die :-(
Anyway, Bareback Mountain is also a "touching" story (and there were lots of touching and more...hehe!) of two gay cowboys (Keith & Jack) who have to "bareback" across America in order to become the next American Porn Idols. But as our protagonists travel & bareback across the country, they'll eventually have to meet the "Big Two" rodeo kings (hunky Paulo and Brandy) whom they have to "outwit, outlast, & outbareback" along designated pit stops inorder to retrieve from them the immunity idols which they need to defeat their final nemesis...American Porn Idol judge - Simone. Simone is one sexy fag hag with diabolical plans to turn all gay men into heteros. That evil bitch!! Will Keith and Jack overcome their trials and become the next American Porn Idols? Well...I'm not gonna spoil the ending for you but the last scene of Keith and Jack on top of Bareback Mountain together with their cowboy pals makes me wanna go to our farm and become a cowboy (or is it cowboi?) too. Bottom line, (pun intended) Bareback Mountain should have at least gotten an Oscar nomination for best "milking" :-)
Brokeback Mountain VS Bareback Mountain
12 comments:
where can i get a copy of bareback mountain? you'll make a cute cowboi.
Hmmm, porn versus mourn, not a bad contrast. Though I'd have to say (in the defense of Brokeback) that Brokeback had something to offer more than a teary sad ending, is the knowledge that it could've been avoided ^_^ (like most things).
rey, i asked a friend of your friend & now i know where u live cutey pie! ur house is beautiful.
aha migs! so it's you hiding behind the bushes at night & please...stop eating my flowers. hehe! just kidding! about brokeback, yes it's a good film but i'm not fond of gay love stories with sad endings.
Have you got any clothes off shots of bareback? Ha ha - if you have please sweet cheeks!
Leone, I can't post explicit photos of Bareback Mountain in my blog because my blog is rated PG-13. Maybe I should make an R-18 blog? :-) Kidding!
I finally saw Brokeback Mountain last night. It is a good movie, great story and great actors. It is put together very well.
wer can i get a copy of bareback...or can u give me some...plsssssss!!!
i'll have to ask my friend where he purchased it.
ok.......just tell me asap wer did ur frend purchased dat..hoping for it..............thank you........
do u know now where did ur friend purchased bareback....hav u asked him...
Quiapo I think
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